Family Guy - This House Is Freakin´ Sweet lyrics

*MB = Maids & Butlers
**Non-singing part
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MB: We Only Live to Kiss Your Ass!
Butler: Kiss it? We will even wipe it for you!**

MB: From here on in it is easy street!
Peter: Any bars on that street?**
Butler: 24 happy hours a day.**
Peter: Oh Boy!**

MB: We will stop Jehovahs at the gate!
Guard: May I see that pamphlet, sir?**
*Slap*
Peter: My God, This house is freakin´ sweet!

Chef 1: I make brunch, Clive cooks lunch,
Chef 1 and 2: Each & Everyday!
Chef 3: Chocolate Cake, a la Blake!
Peter: 100 bucks, Blake is gay!

MB: We will do the best we can with Meg!
Meg: Are you saying I am ugly?**
Maid: It doesn´t matter, dear, your rich now!**

MB: We will do your nails & rub your feet!
Lois: Oh, thats not nessa- Oh My!**

MB: We will do your homework every night!
Chris: It is really hard!**
Butler: That is why we got that Steven Hawking guy.**
Peter: My God, This house is freakin´ sweet!

......................... Peter´s solo-----------------------
Used to pass lots of gas!
Lois ran away!
Now we have got 30 rooms!
Hello beans! Goodbye spray!
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MB: We would take a bullet just for you!
Stewie: Oh what a coincidence, I have got one!**
Lois: Stewie!**
MB: Prepare to suck that golden teat!
Now that you are stinking rich,
We will gladly be your bitch!

Peter: My God, This house is...

MB & Peter: Freakin´ Swee~eet!
MB: Welcome!**

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Maid: Thats a wrap people, now lets get the hell outta here!

Peter: Hey! Wait a 2nd! Where ya going?

Maid: The old bag only paid us up through the song.

Lois: Well, we can just pick up after ourselfs.
After all well just be here on the weekends...

Peter: No, no Lois! It is time you start living like the
piece of Schmidt you´re!

Lois: That is Pewterschmidt...

Peter: W- Wait! You guys, You guys! Your all hired to be full time
Griffion servents!

Lois: Peter, Where are we gonna get the money
to pay all these people?

Peter: Simple... I... uh... sold our house in Quahog
Lois: You sold our home?!?

Peter: Suprise!

Lois: Peter, how could you?!?

Peter: Whoops...

Non singing part over--------------------------------------

Singing Part------------------------------------------------

Peter: I reconize that tone!
Tonight, I sleep alone!
But still this...

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Family Guy - We´re Off On The Road To Rhode Island lyrics

We are off on the road to Rhode Island
We are having the time of our lives.

Stewie: Take it dog...

Brian: We are quite a pair of partners,
Just Like Thelma & Louise.
´cept you are not six feet tall
Stewie: Yes & your breasts don´t reach your knees.
Brian: Give it time.

We are off on the road to Rhode Island,
We are certainly going in style.

Brian: I am with an intellectual, who craps inside his pants.
Stewie: How dare you. At least I do not leave urine stains on all the household plants.
Brian: Oh, pee jokes

We have travelled a bit & we have found,
Like a masochist in Newport we are Rhode Island bound.

Brian: Crazy travel conditions, huh?
Stewie: 1st class or no class
Brian: Woa, careful with that joke, it is an antique

We are off on the road to Rhode Island
We are not gonna stop till we are there (Brian: Maybe for a beer).

Brian: Whatever dangers we may face, we will never fear or cry
Stewie: That is right, till we are syndicated Fox will never let us die
(Please!)

We are off on the road to Rhode Island,
The home of that old campus swing.

Brian: We may pick up some college girls, & picnic on the grass.
Stewie: We would tell you more, but we would´ve the censors on our ass. (Yikes!)

We are off on the road to Rhode Island
We certainly do get around.

Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims
Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony.
We are Rhode Island bound.
Or like a group of College Freshmen
who were rejected by Harvard & forced to go to Brown.
We are RHODE ISLAND BOUND
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Family Guy - Cherrywood Estate Song lyrics

HK:we only live to kiss your ass
B:kiss it why well even wipe it for you.
HK: forem here on in its easy street
P: any bars on that street?
B: twenty four happy hours a day
P:oh boy
HK: well stop jehovas at the gate
B: can i see that pamphlet sir?
*SLAP*
J:oww
P:my god this house if freakin sweet

Chef 1: i make brunch, clyde cooks lunch
Chef 1&2: each & every day
Chef 3: chocalate cak A la blake
P:betcha a hundred bucks blake is gay

HK: well do the best we can with meg
M: are you saying im ugly?
M: it doesnt matter dear your rich now

HK:well do your nails & rub your feet
L: i dont think thats necces- oooo my

HK: well do your Homework every night
C: its really hard
B: thats why weve got that steven hawkings guy
P: my god this house is freakin sweet

P: used to pass lots of gas, lois ran away, now we,ve got 30 rooms,
hello beans good by spraaaaaaaaaay.

HK wed take a bullet just for you
S: what a coinicidence, ive got one
L: stewie

HK: prepare to suck that golden teat
now that your stinking rich well gladly be your bitch

P: my god this house is
HK&P: freakin sweet
HK: welcome

M:thats a wrap people, now lets get the hell outta here
P: hey wait a 2nd where are you goin?
M: the old bag only paid us for the song
L: well we can just pick up after ourselves, after all well only be here
on weekends
P: uh lois its time you started livin like the pieceashmit(piece of shmit)
you´re
L: thats pewtershmit
P: Wait You guys, You guys Your all hired to be full time
Griffin servants
L: peter where are we goin to get the money to pay all these people
P: cuzz...I....uh...sold our house in quahog
L: you sold our home?
P: surprise
L: peter how could you
P: i recognize that tone, tonight i sleep alone but still this
everybody: house is freeeeeaaaakin sweet
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